Walmart

WAL-MART: verb. To shop in a thrifty and often ghetto fashion in a store also referred to as "wally world".

Walmart, it's what we do.

by Heyjessiejoe June 4, 2018

walmart corpse

the ugliest mf to ever exist

“hey walmart corpse?”

“what”
“ur ugly lol”

by snortingglitter March 11, 2021

Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.

Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!

by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024

Walmarting

asking someone to go in walmart to get something and leaving them. in order to get rid of them

Justin:damn nicole getting on my nerves

Tim:bruh why dont you just walmarting her

by timmy2turnt February 4, 2021

Foley Walmart

A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.

Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”

by Rupert T. Codsworth October 1, 2019

walmart

(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.

Hot take: Castlevania is just walmart Metroid.

by loog noog December 3, 2019

Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024