table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

by leie May 31, 2009

Two parter

After just finishing excretion realising theres more left and having to go again.

Sorry I took so long in the toilet dude, it was a two parter.

by Green Gangster April 12, 2011

two-ply

Two-ply means to have a thinkness made up of two layers or strands.

Two-ply cardboard.

by Stormageddon612 January 31, 2012

two-face

noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.

You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!

by JackM June 08, 2005

two-faced

one who acts a certain way to a particular crowd, then acts another way to another crowd.

Kalie is so two-faced! Kalie told me that she was my friend and would always be there, and then she goes around talking crap about me and telling everyone lies?

by kr1ptonite December 09, 2008

go two's

When two people share a cigarette or spliff using the 'puff puff pass' method

Damn i've only got only cigarette left, lets go two's on it

by siano October 10, 2006

Two-peat

To repeat for the second time in a row; usually used in sports

"So we won our first playoff game today bro!"
"Oh really? I'm thinking we'll go for the two-peat for first in state!"

by hotdayumm December 06, 2009