Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
by mdawg448 December 11, 2016

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
by wutfuckery January 16, 2020

by Clutzx February 15, 2022

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int
“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag
by Putriddeclyn May 30, 2024

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
by Muuur dar June 9, 2019
