French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

Toaster

Console that YouTuber Fearless Uses to play Fortnite.

I'm not playing on controller, i'm playing on a Toaster.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

toaster waffles

Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!

man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.

by robertdesantis November 5, 2010

Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE

by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019

Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.

My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.

by Noemad April 8, 2022

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 15, 2017