Baby *crying*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
by fedora_the_explorer May 9, 2021
Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.
Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.
by jorgenitales November 9, 2022
"toaster" may refer to:
-An appliance that is used to toast bread
-The EMD AEM-7 electric locomotive (could apply to ABB ALP-44)
-A protogen
-An appliance that is used to toast bread
-The EMD AEM-7 electric locomotive (could apply to ABB ALP-44)
-A protogen
"Yo, I just got a new toaster!"
"DUDE YOU GOT AN AEM-7???"
"Bro, I don't."
"You got a protogen?"
"FOR FUCK"S SAKE IT'S A THING USED TO TOAST BREAD!"
"DUDE YOU GOT AN AEM-7???"
"Bro, I don't."
"You got a protogen?"
"FOR FUCK"S SAKE IT'S A THING USED TO TOAST BREAD!"
by TheCaliRailFan March 30, 2023
by Chellebaby109dafox May 7, 2018
"Not to be toaster dickin but I got a 3.0kd"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"
by Riskies January 24, 2021
by Rundickpoopcheese April 7, 2016
When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.
Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
by Makeumybitch August 12, 2018