donut fucker

An insult used to describe someone who's wasting your time, synonymous with 'wanker'. Good term to describe asshole police officers.

"I hate it when telemarketers keep on bothering us with their bullshit. fucking donut fuckers"

by asshole12345671 March 13, 2009

glazed donut

a girl whose pussy, stomach, tits, and face is covered with so much cum that she looks like a glazed donut

gail certainly looked like a glazed donut after we gangbanged her.

by whodey June 13, 2004

glazed donut

a girl's asshole that has been reamed and splooged on. guy cum on girl's butthole. asshle must be wide open.

after i vigorously pounded her butt i pulled out and made a glazed donut out of her sphincter.

by jwilk January 13, 2004

jelly donut

When having sex with a slut, you punch her in the nose just before you blow your load on her face. The combination of blood and semen looks just like a jelly donut

Lori was getting banged by a guy and wouldnt shut the fuck up, so she was given a jelly donut

by ozkilla August 1, 2008

donut fucker

A prank where a male slides his penis through the hole in a donut, then runs around his office asking if anyone wants a bite of his donut.

SALLY: I wonder where Bob is?
TOM: I think he went in the kitchen.
BOB: Does anyone want a bite of my donut?
SALLY: Oh, Bob, you're such a cutie.
TOM: I can't believe I fell for the old "Donut Fucker"

by To- dawg October 5, 2006

donut holes

Another word for a man's anus

eww spencer likes donut holes and hes a h4x0R

by shoo May 27, 2006

Pink Donut

An asshole that is pink in color and has no dark skin around it. The opposite of a chili ring.

Janice spread her buttcheeks to reveal the most beautiful pink donut I have ever seen. Unlike Mary's nasty ass chili ring.

by Plutonic Prostitute June 15, 2018