egg plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it
by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023
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Pretty as a power plant

Visual beauty consistent with conventional norms, highlighted by a degree of skill, technological sophistication, or knowledge, encountered in a context usually not associated with beauty or attractiveness. Originally pertaining to the Aurora microreactor.
That dude who won the science fair is really hot!
- Yeah, he's pretty as a power plant
by SMRU238 March 25, 2020
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Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about
by TeleKamptiA October 08, 2022
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Bodily Plant Growth

Bodily Plant Growth is a growth of plants (normally flowers) usually sprouting from a torn open or dismembered body part, (head, limbs, spine, etc). Bodily Plant Growth can be associated with Pastel gore or candy gore due to it being 'cuter' or more 'pretty' than regular gore.
"Wow! That piece of art has a woman with flowers coming out of her eye! It must be Bodily Plant Growth!"
by Nixling April 10, 2017
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Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 02, 2018
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Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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