Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.

Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin

by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018

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Toaster ec

Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes

Toaster ec is so cool.
Toaster ec gonna have a livestream!?!?!

by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020

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Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron

You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!

by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020

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Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....

For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....

by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012

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toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.

person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.

by violanos January 11, 2011

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