house puppet

A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.

“Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”

by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018

Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.

She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .

by High coyote May 6, 2018

REMASTER OF PUPPETS

The re-master edition of Master Of Puppets Metallica's most known album.

-Hey dude have you listened to the REMASTER OF PUPPETS?
-What's is this?

by zougas December 5, 2017

Puppet master

When you manipulate a person to speak in a certain direction

She's the puppet, and I'm the puppet master.

by Earning a fucking July 12, 2016

San Francisco Puppet Show

The act of putting one's arm up into the anus of a standing or sitting man, to at least the elbow, "working him like a puppet".

-Hey, did you go to the gay pride parade this weekend?
-Yeah! It was so swell, I even caught a glimpse of a San Francisco Puppet Show!

by Pringles-Pappy December 12, 2018

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012