glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

slim penciling

its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people

The was a dude slim penciling on the dance floor.

by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

no lead in their pencil

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.

'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'

by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015

2b pencil

A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not

Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon

by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022