lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.

They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022

Pen

The one thing your friend probably used to fuck your mom

"Heh heh hey bro i used my pen on your mom last night"

"YOU WHAT?!?"

by Thanos Hair October 22, 2019

strawberry pen

when you have anal sex and the girl/guy/other bleed from the anus and there’s blood on the dick(object) in the anus and it comes out of the anus a slight tint of red

dan:yo i had anal sex with my girl, and she started bleeding because we’ve never done it before.

steve:oh man bro did you have a strawberry pen?

dan:...yehhh.....

by blahblahloop November 1, 2019

pen and ink

super cool and amazing and purfect. the best dad + nonhuman/xenogender besties <3.

"are you friends with pen and ink on discord?"

"oh hell yeah. 🎲's a really cool . 🎲s a very sweet genie <3"

by lemon powder September 7, 2021

Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

“Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

by JesusChristIsCool September 19, 2021

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

Pen-pal

A predominately text based friendship. To be friends with someone over text but to ignore them in person

He’s more of a Pen-pal then a real friend

by TheWrong-Robin August 20, 2021