The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012

Joy-Jean

An extremely obese black girl who often eats KFC.

Ew! Look at that Joy-Jean over there

by gg223412 June 12, 2025

Joy

You’re lucky if you meet a Joy. She’ll do whatever it takes to make you smile and can bring humour into any situation. She most likely has a dirty mind but doesn’t share the thoughts. She overthinks a lot and has low self esteem even though she is literally such a pretty girl. She is secretly depressed and uses humour as a coping mechanism, and no one notices. She’s a for lifer, keep her safe!

“Have you met Joy? She’s so pretty!!”

“Joy is literally so funny!”

by Pearlz January 14, 2024

jumpin for joy

An exclamation shouted by spectators when one successfully uses a "pump-fake" to make his/her opponent jump to attempt to block it. Usually there is actually very little joy involved on the part of the person who was "schooled".

Offense: *pump fake*
Defense: *jumps to block it, realizes there's nothing to block, comes back down*
Crowd: "OOOOOOOH He Got You Jumpin For Joy, Dog, He got You Jumpin!"

by Hombre Del Cruzado March 6, 2014

Joy chalamet

The official wife’s of timothee chalamet ! There married and they live the perfect love since 2021 !

Joy and timothee chalamet are married !

Joy chalamet a very famous model from France !

by Lalalisasalami January 2, 2022

steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019

Joy

It is her birthday today

Nov 24? Oh yea that’s joy’s birthday

by _clover_ November 24, 2021