funny monkey disease

Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.

Oh, ok....

-2 mins later-

What the hell is funny monkey disease???

by itchy2 January 10, 2009

Funny Story Bro.

The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Not funny, Didn't laugh

your meme sucks. leave the internet now

Your meme wasnt funny and i didnt laugh
Not funny, Didn't laugh

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021

Cool and Funny Kids

The ‘cool’ and ‘funny’ kids are generally high schoolers (British) between the age of 11 and 16. They are usually the loudest person in the class, and don’t have a sense of dignity or class, looking as ‘cool’ as possible in the process. They try to be the ‘Class Clown’ and get all of the attention, both good or bad. They are sometimes seen smoking, doing drugs, mentioning how they have ‘banged’ a lot of girls/boys and also commiting acts of vandalism, from spray-painting to breaking things. They think they are the kings/queens of the world and wants everyone to respect that and the worst thing is, they sometimes succeed.

Bob: Look over there. It’s the Cool and Funny Kids.
Jimmy: Haha, what a load of jokers
Bob: I know right. Look at them acting all tough and cool. Wait until Life gets to them, they’ll know about it then.

by CozzaExtreme January 14, 2019

Mr. Funny Man

Anyone can be called this a man or a woman. You call someone this when they have done something dumb or stupid that they thought was funny and you didn’t. Or you could just call someone this just to mess with them.

Are you Mr. Funny Man?

by Zage 2.0 November 22, 2019

Ha Ha Funny

If something makes you voluntarily or involuntarily go "Ha Ha," and also has a funny percentage above 50%. Then it is considered a "Ha Ha Funny."

Sneb: *Posts dankest meme*
Bens: "That is quite Ha Ha Funny, I am lol-ing so much right now. Please make it stop, send help. Please... Oh god."

by Beezies735 January 27, 2018

he-he-ha-ha-funny-funny

something is supposed to be funny but people aren't laughing

"Uhhhh... he-he-ha-ha-funny-funny?"

by Austyn March 21, 2003