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The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.
Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr November 29, 2023
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salsbury express

The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation
Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!
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Express Man

The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff
"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"
by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021
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Buhthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Polar express

When you dip your dick in cocaine and bang a girl
Man, I totally gave Ana-Lee a Polar Express last night
by BeardlessBeard66 December 31, 2019
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