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If you dont know who Shrek is WTF r u doing with your life
Shrek
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Shrek is the sexiest best in all of the work and univers. He is God. He is the most powerful and not even thanos can get rid of him. It is said that thanos once tried but was defeated by Shrek just by him looking at thanos . We praise Shrek . SHREK IS LOVE . SHREK IS LIFE.
Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚
by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019
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oh boy

shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say

he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
guy 1:oh man who is that?
guy 2: holy moly thats shrek!!
by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019
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Shrek was so hot I began to drool
by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022
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a verry sexy higher being who will save us all from the fatness of yourmum
wow your so hot and saved me your just like shrek
by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021
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his shrek was delicious
by bakonyvarimatthew August 5, 2019
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Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
by Amandokas April 17, 2023
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