Shrek
by [SUBSCRIBE TO CALLMEKEVIN] January 30, 2020
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Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚
by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019
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he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
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by bakonyvarimatthew August 5, 2019
Get the Shrek mug.Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
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