max

Fugly ass boy, who is weird and is nerdy and has no friends and no one luvs him and derp.

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person:Max why are you so lonely ?
Max: idk, maybe cause that carrot sitting ova dere
by cccjida0sf edwsf February 19, 2017
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Max

Max is an ok person with a microscopic penis and is always trying to be cool but in reality is a giant dick head, He listens to country music and loves planes in a weird way 👅
Oh it’s a max ... wait where is his penis , I thought he was a boy but now I see he’s a girl He likes to touch kids also
by Ya boy ... February 19, 2020
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max 300

A song in the Konami game "Dance Dance Revolution" with a satanic overload of arrows filling up the screen as they scroll at a breakneck 300 bpm. It appears that people's feet blur as they attempt this level. There is a blinking warning label attached to the song, as most people attempting it die of exhaustion or trauma to their shins.
"John lost both his legs"
"From jumping off a bridge?"
"No, from playing MAX300"
by Anonymous September 03, 2003
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max payne

Bad Ass Pc Game Character Who can dodge bullets.
by Jon M. S. June 16, 2003
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Max mayfield

The hottest person you will ever see on any tv show, she is played by Sadie sink the best,prettiest,most beautiful person you will ever lay eyes on
Max mayfield is hotter than the sun
by Madmaxisbetterthanyou June 28, 2022
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Max Goldberg

Owned of YTMND, whos followers denied his please and staged a massive attack on eBaumsworld.com, which was highly successful. This "cyber-terrorist act" (as quoted by Eric Bauman) was a huge blow to the already weak eBaum's World.
Max Goldberg IS THE MAN NOW DOG! (As seen in the hit YTMND)
by Leon Kennedy January 13, 2006
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max bryant

Some guy who spams inside jokes about DJT...
by MyBigFatBoobs June 19, 2020
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