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Lisa

Lisa. A rich girl. All the men want her. She is worth billions, everyone wants her!
I have a Lisa in my life. She teaches me to be a better person, If you have a Lisa in your life, she will make you a better person.
Hey Lisa! You're amazing!
by Allzza August 14, 2021
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Lisaed

When a girl acts like she loves you until she finds someone/ anyone else
He thought he had a good woman but in the end he got lisaed
by BrianP-185h-org May 4, 2024
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Lisa

Damn lisa is hot
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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Lisa

She likes to move her body a lot and that's why she couldn't stand straight for a long time. She sleeps 9 hours a day. She knows how to box. She becomes sad when she is away from her family. Her most charming moments are when she laughs. Her fashion style is casual/street. Her favorite season is summer. She is very nice, and pretty, but get on her bad side and you'll see.
Who's that?

Oh that's Lisa. The most popular girl in the school.

She's pretty.

Ye but don't get on her bad side.
by never__mind December 6, 2023
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lisa blackpink

a very talented dancer and rapper but is a little overhyped but genuinely kind person <33
Lisa blackpink means lalisa from blackpink which is kpop group
by maidenvores January 30, 2022
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hairy lisa

The act of unconsensual marriage with a gold fish with prostate problems whilst performing the WAP dance as dingle berries are hung from the ceiling as a piece offering to the roof gods , they must sing a song and then kiss such dingle berries by spontaneously floating .
"How'd you like the hairy Lisa last night ?" Asked Dale.

"We've gotta preform another hairy lisa!!" Said a random Amish who makes jam .
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