fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.

Man that guy is such a deck head

by SKYTURTLE May 13, 2018

Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.

Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.

by Restainer September 25, 2021

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

I only play water decks

One of the most based people on duelingbook

I only play water decks is extremely based

by AGenericUser May 1, 2022

Poop Deck

a saying for spongebob that mr krabs said when the hook grabbed him

arrr mateys ahhh poop deck.

by whooothehelllisyouuu September 5, 2019

Deck

A group of asexuals

The deck decided to bake cakes at their next meeting. After word, they plan to have a nice discussion about dragons, space, cake, plants, and everything else ace related. All while eating all the cake they made.

by Just.Another.Ace April 28, 2019