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Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024
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Cheese Tactic

Any type of strategy with a near 100% success rate, first used by the YouTuber Poofesure in Wii Bowling.
Did I just find a Cheese Tactic?! Nobody is able to kill me in Call Of Duty.
by BKDHedgehog April 30, 2021
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tactically

King of PvP.
Tactically, you are a king!
by Taqtical January 2, 2017
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Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.
Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently
by The Ping King September 30, 2022
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BlackSun Tactical

An online retailer of tactical gear and accessories from manufacturers such as Tannerite, Aimpoint, EOTech, Magpul, Troy, 5.11 Tactical, Trijicon and Daniel Defense.
BlackSun Tactical had the best accessories for my latest AR-15 build at www.blacksuntactical.com
by jam984 August 17, 2011
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tactical diarrhea

an extreme version of explosive diarrhea but nuke like when shitting with tactical diarrhea there's a chance you make a massive mess in the toilet
James has tactical diarrhea and everytime he shits his toilet gets destroyed rarely but his rich parents are treating him with medicine and new toilets
by Chungus manBruh September 27, 2021
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Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.
I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025
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