Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

Tactical Squad, away!

a phrase originating from the 1975 racist comedy movie “Darktown Strutters” used when rallying a group of people to do something very questionable and/or racist.

“Nigger alarm! Tactical Squad, away!”

by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024

Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

Tactical Blow

Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged”

Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.

by Tofu_Bread July 25, 2022

Circle Tactics

The stupidest idea ever. It's just another fucking word for the blitzkrieg.

wow circle tactics

by Ascendancy 30 Lore July 30, 2022

Tech-tactics

The act of adding intrinsic value by visually organizing, arranging, cleaning, and curating a set of objects. Especially of technology.

John: "I feel so stressed at my job."
Dan: "Maybe you should apply some tech-tactics to your office space. That might lighten the mood."
John: "That sounds like a good idea. I'll try that."

by LazyBenzoil June 22, 2022