Clown tactics

Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.

The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

Thizz Tactics

Stupid shit you do when youre rolling (on ecstasy)

One time me and my friend got so high we didnt notice and walked in the girls bathroom at wal-mart. at 2 in the morning. to rail another bomb haha thizz tactics for sure

by E-Blurr November 20, 2010

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.

Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024

Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat

Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo

by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022