Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Swimming

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.

Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...

by AbsolutelyBraindeadSerious April 2, 2023

Swimming

A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.

A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.

Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)

Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”

Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”

by coralinasds May 16, 2019

Swim banger

In regards to street fighting ....when one of the fighters keeps head down and throws no look haymakers to try to knockout opponent

Damn ....did u see the fight ...homie got caught with a "swim banger"....he just fucked his head and hit him with a over hand right a swim banger

by Rizzo138 July 8, 2021

Swimming

A form of mental torture which includes putting someone in clothes which make them feel insecure and expecting them to move through the water while gasping for air.

Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!

by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024

swimming kid

A kid or teen who gives off the mood that makes you think "he definitely has swimming lessons".

"Person 1: Hey, not to be mean, or doesn't that kid look like he does some type of sport?"

"Person 2: Oh, yeah, he does have some swim meets."
"Person 1: Thanks, I could tell that kid was a swimming kid or other kid who does a competitive sport."

by theswimkid2001 May 20, 2024