swim

To weave between lanes in an highway. More used in New york

Yo your good at swimming not gonna lie

by swim> June 21, 2024

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

Swimming

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.

Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...

by AbsolutelyBraindeadSerious April 2, 2023

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Swimming

Swimming:

"Basically running but with wack arm movements in the water”

I was down at the pool basically running but with wack arm movements (swimming) in the water

by ForRyanLol August 28, 2023