Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Canadian Sweater

Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking

Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.

by nomma regor July 13, 2022

Sweater Girl

It's a girl who wears a sweater from the first day of school through their last day of school for the rest of the school days and never takes it off ever to show the people her short sleeve.

Boy: Your a sweater girl.
Girl: *Gets annoyed*
*Few months later*
Boy: Your still sweater girl. Hahahaha.
Girl: Stop. *Gets annoyed*

by Sweater Girl November 9, 2019

Sweater

Kids in NBA 2k, usually mypark game mode, who sweat their dick off to try to beat you.

Me: dude this guy is spamming the fuck outta the steal button.

Friend: yea that kids a sweater

by R Donz September 26, 2017

Sweater

To compete with others for wearing the softest artical of clothing.

It's sweater time Daniel and I heard you didn't wear you cashmere today muhahah!

by Sami-Sosa February 8, 2010

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 10, 2016