Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

God spreading

Ultra version of man spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

super spread her party

A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.

She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.

by Mm08822 June 16, 2022

Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.

“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.

by anonymous April 20, 2021

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018