Flying Spaghetti Monster

god as seen by youtube atheists
User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??

P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.
Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!
by MasterA113 January 13, 2007
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454 on spaghetti strings

When a girl is very heavy on top like a 454 big block engine but you look at her whole body and she has really skinny legs and no ass.
hey look at that chick over there she looks like a 454 on spaghetti strings!!! haha!!
by burtkeesley07 June 20, 2009
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Black Spaghetti Mop

Black Spagghetti is when a black guy has an "upside down" Speghetti Bowl haircut.
Yo, I heard Bryce has a Black Spaghetti Mop.
by Geygus Khan January 17, 2015
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kansas spaghetti-o

The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.
After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!

She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!
by Adultish September 16, 2021
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spaghetti level mathematics

Math so bad it actually violates geneva convention.
1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"
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Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.
A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.
by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013
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