by bb249308 June 27, 2022
A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 01, 2016
Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
by Batman091190 October 02, 2020
Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021
by OH my God DADDY December 01, 2016
Niamh Victoria simpson is currently holding the world record for the largest amount of dildos owned as she masturbates up to 10 times a day with different shapes and sizes
“Who is Niamh Victoria simpson”?
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “
by Niamhsimpsonlovesdick September 25, 2020
Heavily drugged bart simpson. Populations of ohio wear shirts with a character from the simpsons with his skin color dark skinned while talking about how he fucks his niggers
by Dude36546 December 08, 2023