Lancaster Scoop

The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.

Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.

by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020

woop da scoop

woop da scoop

Wow, that boy just woop da scooped that cup of Chobani yogurt!

by kanerory0 June 22, 2019

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024

butter scoops

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.

2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.

1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"

2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.

by nature's bandit November 9, 2007

scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken

“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”

by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020

scoops

A (scoops) is a person who have no feelings whatsoever might call a (lonely) person scoops. It’s a symbol in (discord servers) to have a (scoops) they are often mean but it’s really them taking it out it could be any person on the (internet).

Scoops: omg please stop writing just hang yourself

Other: that guy is such a (Scoops)

by zwoopin April 15, 2020

scoop

A living being (fictional or non-fictional) that is extremely round and ball-shaped.
scoops are related to ice cream. Don't ask how or why, but they are.
"scoop" must never contain a capital letter.

Look at this cute scoop I found!

by CutieFox9 March 19, 2022