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Donkey Punch Slip and slide

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011
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slide surfing

The act of stealing trays from Mickey D's and traveling to your nearest neighborhood park and busting your ass as you fly down the slide. (Note: alcohol and/or drugs can be combined with this practice to enhance the experience)
Guy 1: Yo G lets get drunk as fuck and hit up the slides tonight.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.
by The Gr8t Alexander December 27, 2008
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slide a ride

by walkabout November 23, 2010
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scride

a scride is basically a thot
"did you see that girl, shes been with like 20 dudes this last month, shes such a scride"
by Mungs October 20, 2015
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Foil Slide

A piece of aluminum foil approx. 2 inches wide by 10 inches long used for smoking crystal meth.
The Drug Task Force noticed several foil slides upon entering the residence of a known meth cook.
by Chad "Snitch" Moore October 16, 2006
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pink slide

Slag term referring to the female sex organ.
So Doyle, I hear the ole' fuck dragon is not giving you the pink slide anymore.
by J-coug January 25, 2008
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Rhody Slide

The Rhode Island equivalent to the California roll, where the driver slows down enough to look both ways (this is optional) and to make the brake lights come on appearing as though and actual stop was made.
You call that a stop? You just Rhody slide through stop signs and eventually you're going to get a ticket.
by twistedblais1 April 9, 2009
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