porecito

Spanish.
Means poor baby, boy, little boy.

#1
Guy: damnmit! My taco fell on the floor!
Girl: Awe, porecito. Get another one.

#2
Guy: Ah, I got a papercut!
Girl: Hahaha, porecito. Its okay.

by Omnomnom Yo Face. ;D August 5, 2011

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Pokemon GO

An app that gets kids killed because they walk out on the street while a car is passing, searching for pokemon. And guess what? Boom their dead.

No, actually. This is the birth of the bet-yet-worst mobile app in 2016. First released in Japan, it has over 75 million downloads by estimate. Going to be the game that kills people. One story says that two kids, playing Pokemon GO! fell off a 80 ft cliff.

Pokeballs have reportedly been found on heavily guarded “shoot on sight” military bases in Australia.

Game that will lead to the most deaths due to a mobile game since Flappy Bird.

Dude 1: Dude! I just got this cool new game, Pokemon GO!
Dude 2: Uninstall that. It'll kill you.
Dude 1: No it won't.

NEXT DAY

Dude 1 (on phone talking to Dude 2, while playing Pokemon GO! on another phone.): Bro, I just found a Charizard near these trai- *crash*
Dude 2: DUDE!? DUDE!? WHERE ARE YOU? DUDE!? Oh shit he died! Pokemon GO is the death of us.

by RitoshiHusky July 26, 2016

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Pokémom

Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.

A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom

by User_7 October 5, 2008

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