Angry Hockey Player 

This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.

I went skating with your sister last night and gave her an Angry Hockey Player.

Angry Hockey Player by StanMill August 29, 2005

Glorified Guitar Hero Player 

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

Glorified Guitar Hero Player by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Girl trumpet player 

The strongest of the trumpet players. Girl Trumpet Players don't only show the boys that they can play a hard/ manly instrument, it also gives them the strongest lips. Girl Trumpet Players are the best kissers

Wow, she was a good kisser. She must be a Girl trumpet player

Girl trumpet player by Girl Trumpet Player June 28, 2015

sex in single player mode 

Masturbation

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

sex in single player mode by Loki19634 January 15, 2019

hockey player 

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):

An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.

1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"

2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"

hockey player by ArchDevil September 18, 2004

arma player

1. Any person(s) who have the abaility to adapt nearly instantly to video games, usually of complicated design.

2. Someone who will attempt to act out a combat scenario at a lazer tag event. (Because they can't afford airsoft)

Context*
ArmA (Armed Assault) is a combat simulator developed by Bohemia Interactive. ArmA is know for it's extremely large control scheme and steep learning curve.

1. Man this dude's already pretty good. Must be an Arma player.
2. Jesus, yesterday I encountered an Arma player at the Lazer tag arena.

arma player by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Dirty Player 

An unsportsmanlike player in a sport that often cheats to win or receive a penalty whenever the umpire or referee’s back is turned. Tactics what dirty players use to put down opposition players can range from swearing and abusing the ref if they see the issue to king hitting, kicking, stomping, spitting, slapping and punching. Dirty players rarely show true sportsmanship behaviour and their grubby tactics can often go unnoticed until another player or the ref looks.

Kevin Muscat is a former football player for Crystal Palace and Millwall who stomped on Danny Webber and elbowed Michael Boulding - he is a dirty player

Dirty Player by Crowsfan91 December 23, 2018