pirate chick

a female pirate, the most dangerous kind of pirate

Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.

Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!

by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018

Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Butt Pirate

A sailor that docks his "ship" in another mans port

"yeah, dock right in there you butt pirate"

by Kulboi August 9, 2016

pirate vote

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.

by Libsta October 13, 2007

Super Pirate

Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.

I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!

by marshalb July 30, 2009

Goodwill Pirate

Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.

You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.

by Dr_Hemlock July 27, 2015

pirate stool

When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"

by El Pirata August 21, 2008