The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

the ole polar express

When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.

Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.

by talllankyjew December 15, 2017

Ol Sleepy Janitor

When you give a girl a special drink and she falls asleep

Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.

by douchezork February 27, 2022

Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

by teakayallday July 8, 2018

big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.

Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.

by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016

Tittle ol Littys

The opposite of tig ol bittys. Little ol titties.

Damn that girl got some tittle ol Littys. She ain't got nothing.

by Nya1031 May 31, 2018

Ole' Cooner Boomer

The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.

I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.

by atychiphilia February 15, 2020