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Jewish kiss

When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off
I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week
by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024
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Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks
They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany
by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021
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jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat
by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017
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Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.
by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017
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Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.
Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!
by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017
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Jewish Blowy

When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.
GUY 1- "Yo just got a Jewish Blowy yesterday"
GUY 2- "Noice"
by DIENUM April 13, 2024
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Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)
“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”
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