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weed whore

a younger girl who engages in relations with boys/younger men for little to no satisfaction except to gain drugs and/or alcohol
Dude #1: What did you do last night
Dude #2: That weed whore, miss x. I had a joint and a rubber, and that's all I needed
by satanhitler November 29, 2003
mugGet the weed whoremug.

Homewrecking whore

a woman who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and she still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home.
Janet Bender aka Luvamuffin aka homewrecking whore can be found on tagged.com, or facebook and loves to meet taken men whos ladies are at home pregnant. Will go as far as to pick the man up at the subway station and host for them to spend the night. Lives in Mechanicsville, MD and does not respond to the messages left to her by the women whos life she is messing up. shes old enough to be these mens mother................
by itsme12345 March 6, 2010
mugGet the Homewrecking whoremug.

whore shadow

A female individual who constantly follows a male she is interested in having sex with. The intended male may sleep with said "whore shadow," but does not have any feelings towards her past the physical act of intercourse. The stalked male often doesn't know that he is being shadowed until turning around quickly and bumping into his predator.
David was thirsty from dancing in the club, so he decided to grab a drink at the bar. When he turned around after getting his drinks, he ran into his whore shadow, Lindsay - whom he had just ditched at another club.
by vicejenkins March 21, 2008
mugGet the whore shadowmug.

homewrecking whore

shawna; girls who fuck other girls' boyfriends.
"Shawna fucked my boyfriend. What a homewrecking whore!"
by ShawnaGraham September 27, 2011
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whore's handkerchief

An alternate term for baby wipes or wet wipes. While they are most commonly associated with diaper-changing, whores' handkerchiefs are also regularly employed by sex professionals (as well as non-pros) of either gender to facilitate a cleansing of the undercarriage prior to engaging in some form of snugglelingus. While very useful in cold weather when it's too chilly to take a shower; whores' handkerchiefs are also a favorite of nasty-ass lazy folks, people on camping trips and water conservationists alike. WH's can also can serve as a fancy substitute for toilet tissue.
female to Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney: "My love, I fear that your washrooms' supply of shit tickets has been fully depleted."

Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 28, 2011
mugGet the whore's handkerchiefmug.

angel whore

A woman possessing the sexual tastes and skills of a whore, along with the heart and likeness of an angel. Interested in relationships that are both long-term and sexually deviant. Contrast with virgin slut.
"Jim, I bet your lovely wife of all these years sucks a mean cock." "Yes, Paul, she's quite an angel whore, and I'll cut you if you ever say that again."
by dickswell July 17, 2005
mugGet the angel whoremug.

tab whore

A person who keeps way too many tabs open, often to the point where Firefox has taken up all of their physical RAM due to its incessant memory leaks and has ballooned their page file within moments of starting up Firefox.

The severest case of a tab whore can be seen through this scenario: You have a lot of tabs open, so Firefox inevitably crashes. Rather than deal with loading up all those pages at once from the session restore tab, you start opening new tabs, thinking you'll deal with the session restore tab later. Eventually, Firefox crashes again; repeat several times. Now, you've got nested session restores going 5 or 6 layers deep and possibly a month back!
Hey man, my Firefox just crashed but our school has such a shitty internet connection that it's gonna take all day to reload all those tabs, so I'll just open new tabs after the session restore tab. God I'm such a tab whore.
by gamer_jason June 12, 2010
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