mangi noodle

A small yellow birb who is always angry and likes to eat people's toes at 3am

Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.

Person 1: hey dude what is a mangi noodle
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!

Person 1: it's probably a myth-

*gets eaten by mangi noodle*

Person2: HOLY SH-

by I need shawarma September 28, 2023

Raman Noodles

Best noodles out there.
(my opinion)

person 1: "Yo do you want Asain Food?"

person 2:"yaaaas"

Person 1:"Okay, I'll order it".

Person 2:"Why order it? When you got Raman Noodles?"

by your_boy_ray_ray January 17, 2017

Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

Biddy Noodling

(n.) the act of getting a chick and making her yours for a night/life

info: based on catfish noodling

Daniel: I'm bored.
Anthony: Let's go biddy noodling!
Daniel: How bout we go for those biddies over there!
Anthony: Yeah! Nicki and Anna are so hot!
Daniel: Get da bait ready! ;)

by PhoenixRising33 August 14, 2010

Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.

STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.

by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 19, 2009

Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

by Octember13 October 11, 2009