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Nerd Pole

In Minecraft when you jump up and place a block underneath you, and you continue to do so until you are as high as you desire. It is often done when you need to reach a certain height to build something, or get to a level you cannot reach.
The only way I can get out of this cave is if I nerd pole out of here.
by FYFUCB November 11, 2012
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bass nerd

A guy that thinks he knows everything about bass fishing, but never catches anything when he goes
That dude talks so much shit on how to catch fish on social media but he never catches any bass, he's such a bass nerd.
by Toaddog June 2, 2017
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nerd-snipe

To provide a problem so interesting and difficult that the target is compelled to cease whatever they are doing (eating, reading, walking) in order to think about it.

Most effective on math professors, science majors, and similar.

Term coined by Randall Munroe, author of the webcomic XKCD.
"I started thinking about the effective resistance of an infinite network of resistors, but then I realized I had self-nerd-sniped."

"My friend totally nerd-sniped me! He suggested this problem and next thing I knew I was late to class!"
by reesej2 April 28, 2010
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nerd wrangler

A recruiter for talent in technical fields. Especially an overly attractive and savvy person who stands out from their clientele.
If someone in the software programming user group is too good looking, chances are they're a nerd wrangler.
by rossirossi August 25, 2010
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King Nerd

Timothy Elessar Batson - Currently in possession of all known Nerdific Powers.

Origin: Unknown.

Known associates: Queen Nerd (see Jeannie Salazar Undómiel), Martens of Dungeon and Creation Mastery, Boyds of the Suburbian Realm, Mike "the Minstrel", and THE Pops. All other associates of trivial importance.
Eeeeek! It's really him! It's really him! It's KING NERD!!!
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Nerd

A person who spends waaaaaaaaaay too much time worrying about the honors program and their dog, probably called "Gidget."

See: Linz
"OH MY GOD!"
"What?"
"I GOT A 9 OUT OF 10 ON MY HOMEWORK! I THINK I'M GONNA CRY!"
"You're a nerd."
"Well you're a jerkface!"
by Sutter 336A March 12, 2009
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dumb nerd

a person who isn't fun, athletic, attractive, or smart. the opposite of a triple threat, a quadruple bummer to be around.
He's just bad at everything and i can't stand it, there's no helping that dumb nerd!
by Slrrr April 17, 2016
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