Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

My fat ass likes big titty

When someone’s fat ass likes someone’s big tittys

My fat ass likes big tittys like your moms

by DiddlyDeez October 4, 2023

Tits out my ass

You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.

TITS OUT MY ASS THAT CAR IS EXPENSIVE!

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

transgender my ass

A verb used to describe giving someone testosterone shots in their ass.

"Baby, you should help me transgender my ass" "I can do that"

by mRhehehe January 23, 2024

27 my ass

To have a salad eaten from ones asshole.

27 my ass! make sure you bring napkins.

by FalseProphet13 April 5, 2021

Define my ass

An answer to when someone ask to define a word or sentance

Could you define Bread for me?
Define my ass

by Theyputhemastercheifinthesoder January 21, 2023