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piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation
1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.
by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022
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Gah! My Ass!

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.
"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"
by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019
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Kiss my black ass

Something said When the captain of the darts team, who happens to be black, is so upset by some harmless banter that he’s initiated storms off
by Dartsman180 January 12, 2022
mugGet the Kiss my black assmug.

plug my ass with hate

When an experience, usually in a video game, frustrates you into an inner rage that you can do little or nothing about.
I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug
by wallbie September 24, 2015
mugGet the plug my ass with hatemug.

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019
mugGet the Pee up my ass PUMAmug.
i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up
by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022
mugGet the my ass magnetmug.

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