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Puffin muncher 

A Puffin muncher is one who enjoys eating puffins. puffin munchers can often be found throughout scandanavia and neighbouring islands such as iceland.
olaf - hey uri, look at that puffin, im gonna munch him.
uri - not if i get him first!

foreigner - damn that guy is one hefty puffin muncher
Puffin muncher by puffin-muncher September 26, 2005

lunch lady muncher

A douche bag who likes to munch on his school's lunch ladies.
Dude, Gabe is such a lunch lady muncher.

keeeebab muncher 

one who licks on a girls doo-dar
Kelechi is a right keeeebab muncher
keeeebab muncher by john May 14, 2003

swag-muncher 

One who (particularly of younger age) takes the leftover bits of another person's (particularly older) swag in an ongoing game of Pacman-esque swag stealing. If you've ever seen a fish consume algae and other fishtank residue, you've seen the act of swagmunching far before it evolved into the common practice that it is today.
Expert in the art of Swag: Hey ladies how u doin
Swag-muncher: "sup" head gesture

Expert in the art of Swag: DAMNIT
fuckin swag-muncher
swag-muncher by swagetac May 14, 2011

granola muncher

A cyclist, typically identified by spandex and exotic gear.
I was driving up on the mountain yesterday enjoying the curves, and there was this granola muncher half into my lane on one of the blind corners!
granola muncher by 258tra May 28, 2016