Mole

A term of endearment. Just like the term “bitch” we’re claiming this back.

“You’re a hot mole!”
“Right let’s go, hot mole patrol”
“This here is my best friend, my soul mole”

by Hotmolepatrol August 3, 2022

jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

by garry88 November 7, 2019

Crazy Mole

A mentally incapacitated user who creates lots of new accounts that moderators have to play whack a mole to get rid of.

That spammer is a crazy mole

by DenUrandom January 16, 2023

A-Mole

An actual, straight up nigger.

That Simpon character is such an A-Mole.
Don't A-Mole-lip my drink bitch.
I just A-Mole-rigged my Datsun to look like a G35.
That girl Kaku is such an A-Mole-Lover

by Sanman414 January 14, 2008

Molesive

To high-five a person but as you do so to miss the hand of the other person and accidentally touch the other person inappropriately causing a disturbance among the two beings. The word 'Molesive' a cross between 'Molest' and 'five' creating the term 'Molesive'.

Olaf: 'Hey Augustus did you hear about Johanna and Dave?'
Augustus: 'I heard that that Dave accidentally did a molesive to Johanna!'
Olaf: 'That's correct my friend'
Augustus: 'What a shame, poor Johanna'

by TheDictatorOfDefenitions December 11, 2016

hash mole

When one layers tobacco, marijuana, and hash in a bowl. Typically smoked out of a bong.

Yo, John and I were doin’ fat hash moles when we were tripping acid in big sur.

by b0lb January 4, 2019

Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.

Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.

by PENIS PATROL July 29, 2008