by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture, the kids of mama moist are little yellow midget things that look like you took their dinosaur toy
Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama
Mama kid : mama I want your moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama
Mama kid : mama I want your moist
by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 03, 2018
by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020
Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.
by Moist Pasta August 18, 2019
When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.
Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
by AmySueDew July 25, 2021
A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks
by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 15, 2023