Marriage

A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.

by Purple11star December 22, 2022

Barnaz marriage

Barnaz marriage is derived from San angelites. Where a couple is married and has children. The Barnaz is a mutual agreement between a couple. They are able to cheat on each other with multiple men and women.

My wife and I have a healthy Barnaz marriage. When I’m tired of her or she’s tired of me we see other people.

by Barr Nass February 18, 2019

aunt-by-marriage

Aunt-in-law (only pibling's wife).

My aunt-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

Marriage Pod

A group of Whales going on an hen party to Blackpool

Look at the blubber on display, there’s a marriage pod bound for a hen night in Blackpool

by The Pitman Poet. April 25, 2025

Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 27, 2021

uncle-by-marriage

Pibling's husband.

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Mixed Marriage

In Central Scotland this equates to a marriage between a Roman Catholic and a Protestant, unlike in other parts of the World where it might relate to more important stuff.

I do not understand why you hate xxxxxxx but I am the result of a mixed marriage.

by John_meffen June 12, 2018