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markomite

someone who has alot of quality expensive stuff they're always bragging about but doesn't know how to use it
"did you see his board?!? and when he started playing... wow, what a markomite...."
by suzy87 October 20, 2006
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markolepsy

when the bartender passes out drunk. Usually this is followed by the bar closing way too early
"This bartender has markolepsy. I keep having to wake him up to get a drink."
by phenomonalwang April 2, 2007
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marksicle

COOLEST, HOTTEST, SEXIEST, ASIAN EVER. you should so want him in your pants.
dayum, i'd so tap marksicle.
by lesliebakessssss. June 15, 2008
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Markolepsy

mahr-kuh-lep-see

A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”

Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”

Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”

Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”

Mark “zzz”

Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010
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markolepsy

A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.
" hey dude wake up, we have a show to play."
"sorry man. you know i have markolepsy."
by twrex408 January 10, 2012
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Marks Car

A marks car is a police or cop car
There's a marks car patrolling the area, let's move.
by dkjfalldgmadsadgasgd May 10, 2012
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Marcos

O i wish i had marcos dick
by Blyat128 December 12, 2016
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