lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

lonely

Literally what the name says above. Best shared with others

Also, borgers.

person 1: yo, im lonely
person 3: yo, me too

person e: can yall fucking count

by becausethosedrugsneverwork February 21, 2021

Destroy Lonely

a rapper who is washed after he dropped his album "if looks can kill"

Nigga 1 "yo you listen to that new destroy lonely album?"
Nigga 2 "nah he washed nigga."
Nigga 1 "fuck you nigga"

by hawktuahcrashout December 29, 2024

Lonely snowman

When you are snowballing with your own cum without a partner

My friend is single so he had to pull a lonely snowman

by Biglebowski21 September 13, 2025

Lone

a lonely woman, with no sense of humor. she doesn't even know word such as "salty". her stomach is rumbling. she's obsessed with her dog, Arne.

oh, that girl is such a Lone

by hotsexymess October 17, 2018

taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you

Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"

by phorgiven September 8, 2022

The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.

Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!

by William7 July 1, 2021