Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.

The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.

by Spinter April 22, 2021

Lion Advocate

One of the most bot-like humans that you could ever meet in your life. They believe that lions would beat Pokémon through sheer delusion and their minimum utilization of brain cells. They bring up the most idiotic arguments such as the "lion ladder" or "lion stack" because they are bots. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one, always keep in mind that they have the same IQ as a goldfish and are simply the biggest clowns ever.

Lion Advocate: LIONS WIN 100% OF THE TIME
Me: Ur a clown

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 28, 2021

Lion Kinged

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”

Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.

by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021

Lion tattoo

When you offer to show someone the "lion tattoo" you pull your pants down, bend over, and show them your butthole.

Me- Hey broseph, have can I show you my Lion tattoo?
Broseph- Heck yeah man! Show me!
Me- *pulls down pants*
Broseph- Aww gross, man!!!

by Southern Chef February 4, 2012

conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.

Let's conquer the lion right now!

by wtheronjones March 17, 2011

lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.

you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.

by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011

Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.

by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023