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“Lick and Leave”

The act of showing up at someone’s house late at night, licking their cooter for a bit and then just leaving.
“I promise it’ll be quick, just a “lick and leave”.
by CMOMO July 31, 2022
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Wobble Head Leave

A term used in public safety when a colleague is out on administrative leave for a mental health evaluation/assessment.
Shannon is out on wobble head leave and expected to return next week.
by The Beaver Trapper March 31, 2021
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I didn't just leave it

You need to stop making excuses for stealing from me or I'm going to need to start stabbing kids.
Hym "I didn't just leave it. Published publicly. You're not keeping it. You need to stop blowing smoke up eachother's asses about it."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.
'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'
by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024
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day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.
Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.
by manfredmanley August 19, 2015
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leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for
Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”
by Izaguirre September 10, 2019
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