Knifed

It hurts more than getting fingered, it also can result in death more often.

Freddy didn't get fingered, Cesar knifed him instead for ratting out his whole crew.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024

Poop knifing

The act of cutting your poop in half while shiting. This is done by clenching your anus with great force to separate the poop in half. Some people will jokingly say they can separate there

I had to start poop knifing due to the sheer length of my poop.

by Poop knifing September 24, 2025

Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022

Jack Knife

When you’re fucking a girl and your dick slips out and you try to go in and it hits against the pussy

I was fucking this bitch last night and I jack knifed her

by WeDalt dlril June 12, 2024

knife that hoe

Seeing a woman look with a sexual desire toward your man, so you get up walk over to her and stab her in the boob.

Me and my boo were at the club and i saw this thirsty chick looking at my man so i went over and "knife that hoe"

by JoeDan March 27, 2014

put you a knife

To stab or cut you. Most often used as a threat by a diminutive Latino with neck tattoos and a heavy Spanish accent.

Don't mess with my homies or I'll put you a knife esé.

by Chorizocabra November 19, 2010