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kenny almkvist

The shortest man alive. So short he can´t reach the thing at the top of the shelf
Wow kenny almkvist u r so short
by Limpdick.com January 30, 2017
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Jack Kenny

by Jamie’s{jamieb} March 16, 2021
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Kenny

Slang for Kensington a particularly dangerous and rough area of Liverpool known for drug dealing theft and prostitution
Don't fuck wit me lad I'm from Kenny I'll bang you kid
by Bigmanskeng42 September 9, 2018
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Kenny

Kenny is an awesome man
Kenny is an awesome god
Kenny is a boatmaster
Kenny is god
by Col710 October 15, 2018
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Kenny P.

Big pesty little meow who will keep getting ban on Roblox cus of harassment. Their gender is women??
Look at Kenny P. Over there with ***! Sheesh I better avoid them
by WuW. April 26, 2023
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Kenny

Kenny is so pretty like mnk a who n some leggo front gyal but dem need fi lowe har outtt
Kenny so pretty
by Sexyorg April 12, 2023
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Kenni

HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.
Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
by Bacteriola November 24, 2021
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