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Jess-Bleh

When a chick gets drunk, passes out and gets something smeared on her face with a strong smell (such as peanut butter) which causes her to wake up barfing fully clothed in the shower.
That party was so crazy this one chick did a total Jess-Bleh
by alexis954 November 18, 2010
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Jesse Johnson

A bad ass muthafuckin guitar player for the Minneapolis funk band The Time. Went Solo in 1986 with the bomb ass album Shockadelica. He rejoined The Time in 1990 for their album, Pandamonium. Left again, probably after Morris Day treated him like an asshole.
Jesse Johnson no longer plays with The Time? All they have is Morris and Jerome? Only a Cracka would pay $45 bucks to see them!
by DeeTox December 23, 2005
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half-jesse

When you do a crazy move while playing keyboards, but not too crazy. It's when you're wild, but still mantain composure.

It originated from Jesse Johnson, moog player in MCS. He does wild moves all the time, so a "half-jesse" is half of what he would do at a show.
Bill: Dang, that keyboard player is up there doing some sweet moves, yet still manages to maintain a professional feeling about him.

Jim: I guess you could say he was doing a half-jesse!
by Sidewalks August 6, 2006
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jesse mccartney

the hottest and cutest and sexiest and greatest guy ever!!! and he's really talented!
...>drool<...did you know his initials spell JAM omg!!! I LOVE JAM
by Caroline_I LOVE JAM May 9, 2005
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Jesse McCartney

The hottest guy ever
The bests singer and actor in this world
I love Jesse McCartney
Jesse McCartney is so hot
by Jenny 411 October 13, 2006
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jesse james

Motorcycle builder from California. Very popular with a T.V. reality series called Monster Garage.
I ride a Jesse James chopper.
by Sean Ss May 13, 2005
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Jesse James

To dress as Hitler and perform a dirty sanchez on your significant other.
Guy 1: Did you finally get with that girl you are always calling?

Guy 2: Yea man, I finally got her to my place and Jesse James'd her!!!
by lastwon April 6, 2010
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