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Jazz

Man 1: Damn look at jazz being a good girl

Man 2 :and look at the Murry river from that moist fanny
by anonymous January 25, 2022
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Jazz Spurs

Usually one of prank masterminds, also the one who sometimes ends up RECEIVING the pranks. He's got a chill attitude that helps him "whatevering" the shit others throw sometimes at him, and conveniently lets him getting surrounded both by great people and shit tornadoes.

He is the kind of guy who will ask you if you need some help while cleaning the house after a party while the others simply pass, or the kind of guy who asks you if you need money to buy something to eat, or simply he'll cook out something for you.

Last but not least, occasional pot-smoker.
Jazz Spurs
1. Jazz why are you wearing a t-shirt as a turban

2. WHO WILL SAVE US NOW FROM STARVING? WHERE'S JAZZ?

3. Fuck that shit Jazz, I think it isnt even legal
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Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).
"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022
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Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples
by no02345t6 September 20, 2023
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squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.
The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.
by pineapplerind December 19, 2023
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Jazz

A nice and friendly but funky bot that can blow u away literally
by Jazz lord February 15, 2021
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Jazz

Jazz is a Slut
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