ditch sow

The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.
That Ditch Sow should really put on a bra, her tits are past her bellybutton.
by B Silent September 22, 2018
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Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg
by Rahmaglano October 31, 2021
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Ditch Pig

A racist white pig shanked in prison for the murder of an innocent black man.
by Saretti November 26, 2023
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Ditch Pig

Ugly, trashy woman from the pits of hell.
Luke Combs female fans.
Hey, would you look at all of those ditch pigs in the pit at the Luke Combs show!
by The.know.it.all November 19, 2020
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Ditch Pig

A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single
Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!
by dicklover124 January 19, 2018
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Ditch Pig

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx
That Girl is a straight up ditch pig

I don't think that ditch pig knows how bad she looks
by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014
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Ditch pig

A dirty 'ol unattractive you would take home from the pig scramble when the bar closes
Did you really take down that ditch pig from the bar last night?
by Jabroni37 February 05, 2021
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